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Thursday, May 26, 2005

HADAPI DENGAN SENYUMAN

im sad...
im focked up...
im soooo down...
bad things keep coming.....
like im a freakin magnet to it....
aku dah MALAS!!!!!!!
hope is crap...
it has a lot of ...
uncertainties....
lets stick with facts...
where u can trust yer life with it...
they come...
they go...
but im still here...
suffering...
fock giler sial...!!!!

# posted by Johan Marco | 10:30 AM |

Friday, May 20, 2005

MALAYSIA BOLEH!!

ma friend showed me one of his e-mail this morning...
suprise..suprise....
Malaysian have up one more level...
providing services like none b4...
and it is soooo true...
coz we've tried calling it...
menyamar duda la konon...
n yessss "ABG BEST" sure is very convincing...
aoahaoahaohaoa....
MALAYSIA BOLEH.....

PANDANGLAH LIHATLAH...

# posted by Johan Marco | 11:31 AM |

Wednesday, May 18, 2005

TAK SENGAJA??

today is oredi the 3rd day im NOT at the office...
i've been "tak pi kerja" fer the whole 3 days....
argghhh seriusly i say "SAYE TAK SENGAJA"...
sure who would accept me sayin...
"i woke up n the time was oredi 11 o'clock..."..
im soooo dammed....
today BAD HAIR DAY!!!
cant really mold the hair like usual...
hrrmmm...
im just writin what eva that come to ma head right now...
HAPPY BEDAY TO LINA..her day was yesterday...
she is oredi 22 huh....
but dont even look like one...
uhuhuhuh...
i wonder if she is gonna read this ahahaha...
dah...
seems i dah ponteng again today let make the best of it..
renew ma bike's insurance....
bye fer now...

# posted by Johan Marco | 12:44 PM |

Thursday, May 12, 2005

Pak Guard and ME

YESTERDAY...........
i was on ma way back from werk, when tiba-tiba....
ma moto buat hal...
i was takin the lap kat UM's library...
when the rantai kinda focked up n stop me on ma way...
so i lock ma motor n JALAN KAKI back to ma collage...
somehow rather fate played it's tune and i met up wif ma fren...
who is an expert on motor...
so i mintak la la dia usha ma motor ...
ma stuff suma i left at ma bike...
EVEN MA HELMET.....
masuk ikut gate belakang UM..
the pak guard tried stoppin us coz i was not wearin ma helmet..
coz of emergency i just yelled..
UH MOTOR ROSAK,EMERGENCY...
one of the pak guard acknownledge me sayin it was ok...
but i could see the other one was so marah....
so we procedded wif our task...
by the time ma fren was tunda-ing ma bike...
we lalu the same gate tadi...
there was only the hot headed guard...
THE guard yang marah tuh stopped us on our track...
"apsal tak berhenti tadi!!"dengan nada yang SUNGGUH kureng...
so we kinda explained our situation to him....
in the task of explaining...
somehow he said "PUKIMAK!!"...
uh i was "eh nape dia nie"....
ma fren....
terus bangun dari motor n started counterin...
eventually the pak guard called in the cavalry...
uh 7 ke 8 org guards kerumun kitaorang...
i was like damn!!!!ape nie.....
kung-kang-kung-kang bising saner sinie...
the guard,treaten US wif the NC's name...
all fer a freakin kecik hal...
bodo...................................
but ONE of the guard, plain clothed one..
came to us wif a slow and mellow very the sopan santun way..
askin us wat happened....
we explained and he said "mari kita pi ofis"...
"bawak kard matrix skali"...
adeeeehhhh....
sampai the ofis he said....
"saye pun tak suke guard nie pakai kata-kata kesat".....
jumpa the head guard and we explained our situation...
he said....
"kamu pi mintak maap kat guard tu SEBAB DIA ORG TUA je....
i was like OK sure...
nasib baik tak kena saman ke ape...
such a reasonable person he was....
so we went back to the hot head....
he was really showin of that INSAF face...
ikut ati nak tampar jek muka dia....
but then again takkan nak create scene lagi...
dah banyak dah masa aku terbuang...
siot...
why aaa???...
there is some guards out there can really be a PRICK/PSYCHO.....
U THINK U THE LAW CAN TREAT US LIKE SHIT LA AAA??!!!....
budoh!!!

# posted by Johan Marco | 1:05 PM |

Tuesday, May 03, 2005

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its tuesday and im back at werk....
i've skipped werk fer 3 official days...
thats mean i've been cuti-ing fer 5 days straight...
uhuhuhuh...

WAT DID I DO....??

- LEPAK wif ma dad kat Prince hotel..
it was him skali ngan ma bro, and ma step mom...
he came to KL fer bussiness(from ipoh)....
- gi SHOPPING sakan kat klcc...
at first i wasnt in the shopping mood..
but then my bro asked me "itu aje??"...
- gi RAVE kat sepang...
ma peeps siap kena soal-siasat dek mr.POLICE...
REDZONE lagi best...
- KEMAS bilik...
didnt noe i had lotsa sampah in there...
ms Ayumi sudah pun tertampal kat dindingku...
siap jumpe harta karun yang dah lama ilang...
- TIDO kaw-kaw
mimpi-mimpiku indah skali...
- LEPAK Bangsar yang bangsat...
kalau tak nak niaga tak yah la bangsat...!!!
to be precise maple panjang tuh, stalls yang paling dekat ngan balai...
dah la tak sedap pun masak....
pangkah dahh...
takmo aku makan situ lagi...
- FINISH off the punisher(game)
ramai otai-otai dah ku bunuh...
interrogation dier smart...
game cantek...MOVIE SUXZ!!....
- aku pun dah tak-tau ape lagi aku buat...
but lately my emotion level a bit in the red line aaaaa...
some things didnt go the way it should...
my friend's sis nyer wedding pun tak pi...sori kak WIDI..
ma pc lak dok restart tetibe SELALU!!!! lak tuh...

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this is "KON", Kurasagi Ichigo's partner in BLEACH..
-link to direct donlod of its episodes...syokkk
(click je la sentence tuh)
pakai real-player format lak tuh...
so dalam 50-70 MB per-Episode....

*I know why psychos would go shoot everyone in their office randomly....
*if have a HK-MP5 and a side arm, maybe a Desert Eagle right now....
*i'd do the same....RIGHT NOW...

# posted by Johan Marco | 2:46 PM |